*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!
*from the back of the room* ok how are u
My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets”
Crew of Serenity
→ Captain Malcolm Reynolds
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”